Oh.

Oh.

Well then…

Well then…

Ugh.

Well, yes basically…

Well, yes basically…

Had a dream I hooked up with one of my female friends…

It was super random but I hope you all think it was you ;)

Hate her but my rule is also 11PM. If you text a member of the opposite sex after 11PM, you’re only looking for one thing…

ladysatan:

You ever just want to text someone, “I’m horny, I’ll be over at 6. Save the bullshit and just be naked for when I get there. You’re going to be ridden like a Nimbus 2000.”

Me neither.

Clearly reblogging for the Harry Potter reference. If I ever got this text, there’s a 95% chance I’d be down.

yep.

yep.

Every month I’m not pregnant is a good month.