Had a dream I hooked up with one of my female friends…
It was super random but I hope you all think it was you ;)
Hate her but my rule is also 11PM. If you text a member of the opposite sex after 11PM, you’re only looking for one thing…
You ever just want to text someone, “I’m horny, I’ll be over at 6. Save the bullshit and just be naked for when I get there. You’re going to be ridden like a Nimbus 2000.”
Me neither.
Clearly reblogging for the Harry Potter reference. If I ever got this text, there’s a 95% chance I’d be down.

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