Because I giggled.

Because I giggled.

I’m in a long-term committed relationship with my bed.

How has the past week been for you?
Eh, I was sad for most of it.

Have you had any beer this week?
Not so much.

Who was the last person to be in your bedroom?
Joshua, I imagine.

Do you believe that this weekend will be a good one for you?
Doubt it.

Does anyone disgust you?
Yes. Everyone in the world will eventually disappoint you.

Have you argued with anyone today?
No.

Are you ready for kids?
I’m still not sure if I’m even ready for a relationship.

What is one thing that you didn’t like about your day today?
It’s so cold :(

What do you tend to drink a lot of?
Arizona Tea & Cranberry Juice

Is there someone that you used to talk to every single day but you don’t now?
Throughout life there’s been numerous. I have a hard time keeping close friends.

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slurring-the-punks:

skavannah:

everybodyska:

woofwoofjuannamarcac:

insufferable-strider:

caledscratch:

tomigiru:

I’m at the pizza hutI’m at the taco bell
I’M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL 

let’s gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song
our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

shake dat asswatch yaselfshake dat ass show me whatcha workin with

what are you guys talking about
dean sings me the beatles

I’ll even cut my penis off for you

People you love will turn their backs on youThey’ll pull you downYou’ll frownThey’ll tar and and drag you through town 

I just had sex
Doesn’t matter
Had sex

…and just gonna leave this here.

slurring-the-punks:

skavannah:

everybodyska:

woofwoofjuannamarcac:

insufferable-strider:

caledscratch:

tomigiru:

I’m at the pizza hut
I’m at the taco bell

I’M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL 

let’s gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song

our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

shake dat ass
watch yaself
shake dat ass
show me whatcha workin with

what are you guys talking about

dean sings me the beatles

I’ll even cut my penis off for you

People you love will turn their backs on you
They’ll pull you down
You’ll frown
They’ll tar and and drag you through town 

I just had sex

Doesn’t matter

Had sex

…and just gonna leave this here.

christineohhh:

So I just finished up my End of the Year Lists. I had fun splitting things up. If you weren’t keeping track and/or would like to do your own, here’s what I did:

List #1: Albums

  • Ten albums I should have listened to, (but probably won’t)
  • Ten albums I plan to listen to in 2011.
  • Five albums I really enjoyed.
  • Three albums I just started listening to.

List #2: Bucket List/Plans

  • Things I Will Accomplish in 2011
  • Things I Will Accomplish in 2012
  • General Life Plans

List #3: Recap

  • Synopsis, Highlights, Closing statements, etc.

List #4: Resolutions

List #5: Compare & Contrast Myself

  • Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
  • Nine things about yourself.
  • Eight ways to win your heart.
  • Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
  • Six things you wish you’d never done.
  • Five turn offs.
  • Four turn ons.
  • Three smileys that describe your life right now.
  • Two things you want to do before you die.
  • One confession.

This was fun! If you’re one of those people that actually take photos, throw in some and if you have better/cooler lists, please share! I think superlatives would be great fun, e.g. Best Party, Best Show, etc…

This is from last year. I’ll be doing it again this year, I’m really excited to do so.

Did this constantly.

Did this constantly.

Oh my god, my mouth just dropped open…

Oh my god, my mouth just dropped open…

HAHAHA, Oh my god. This this this.

HAHAHA, Oh my god. This this this.

ryaneverlove:

joshmaniac:

uberpat:

ariannatastic:

woahhhhhaley:

this is literally my entire college career…. which might explain why I’m graduating a year late.

college sucked. so happy im all finished!

Back in college and this time I am not doing any of these things. It’s much easier to focus once you stop being an idiot 18-23 year old kid.

Patrick for the win

Skipping class to do work for another class right meow. It’s glorious!

Did all of this (minus the alcohol) and graduated in 4 years with a B average at 21… College is easy.