Christine Can't Call

“She was desperate and she was choosey at the same time and, in a way, beautiful, but she didn’t have quite enough going for her to become what she imagined herself to be.”
— Charles Bukowski

omg

'The Mindy Project'

Jeremy:

The key [to having a one night stand], is to find a man who you're attracted to but you don't respect and you can't see a future with

Mindy:

Draco Malfoy

Jeremy:

Someone not fictitious

When my mom tells me she thought she would be a grandmother by now

myfriendsaremarried:

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lol, yes.

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okay, but… yes.

okay, but… yes.

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hopeforsale:

lmfao

lol, wut?

hopeforsale:

lmfao

lol, wut?

what a perfect girl.

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gpoy

f4lconpunch:

what i have learned from eternal sunshine and scott pilgrim is not to fall in love with weird women that change the color of their hair alot

that is very true, i would know since i’m one of them

just don’t do it man

or not to fall for the shy nice boys because they fucking suck too…

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It’s like the headline of every man’s magazine is how to make your abs great, but girls don’t care.

lol, this implies guys give a fuck what girls want.

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