The usual.

The usual.

japhcrawford:

Dude loves America

This is what you missed Friday night, friends.

japhcrawford:

Dude loves America

This is what you missed Friday night, friends.

I'm not funny.

  • Me: I'm not funny.
  • Joshua: No. You're not funny. You're witty. You're clever. You're intelligent... But you're not funny.
  • Madeline: What am I?!
  • Joshua & Me: ... ... ...
  • Me: Joshua, you knew that question was coming...

This is for Josh.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(206): I just feel like a girl who’s never eaten a pb&j probably doesn’t swallow.

Dear Josh, this isn’t true. Dear everyone else, fuck you. Mind your business :P

joshuarandall:

I love fall clothes and  Douchey pictures! :)

…Fuck.

joshuarandall:

I love fall clothes and Douchey pictures! :)

…Fuck.

This boy has ranked high on my favorite boys list since I met him in 2004. I’m so unbelievably excited to have him (and Madeline) living with me soon.

This boy has ranked high on my favorite boys list since I met him in 2004. I’m so unbelievably excited to have him (and Madeline) living with me soon.

That awkward moment when you’re sucking your own dick and have to decide if you’re going to spit or swallow…

A message from Anonymous


Get Josh Randall to put it in me and I will literally, LITERALLY do anything for you.

…Um, I don’t even know how to respond to this. Wow.