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Wow… for a short time I’d like to be in a relationship this gay. (No pun intended).
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. OMG, UGH. COME ON… GEEZ.
I have no idea what's going on, but don't worry, we're still as gay as ever.
- Him: I had a dream you came over the other night.
- Me: I did come over the other night.
- Him: And you had a pretty new hair do.
- Me: Well this dream Christine sounds wonderful.
i wish everyone who posts these would fucking die. YOURE NOT GOING TO DO IT. PEOPLE LIKE THIS DONT EXIST.
#bitter #foreveralone
Reblogging just to say… me and the boyfriend have done all of these things. Literally all of them. THAT is how gay we are. We are so gay it’s disgusting and he’s coming over here tomorrow so we can go to the monument lighting then we’re making fucking Gingerbread houses. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Cancun Honeymoon Inspiration
it’s tequila time, bitches.
OH, come the fuck on. Why is this so fucking cute. GTFO.
Good Luck
- Him: Hey. [Hands me small brown stick thing]. Take this. It's good luck.
- Me: What?
- Him: Just take it. Trust me.
- Me: Uh, okay. I trust you. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but I'll take it...
- Him: [A few minutes later] Want to know what it is?
- Me: Yea, sure...
- Him: In middle school when you got an apple you were supposed to twist the stem and start the alphabet. The letter it lands on is the first letter of the person you're going to marry. It landed on C.
- Me: That was the gayest thing I've ever heard. Cute, but gay.
