truth and such

urrickaa:

davecandoit:

the first thing I look for in a girl is if she has friends … thats a good indicator if she’s tolerable post coitus.

you know those girls … the ones that have a bunch of “guy friends” … 

They’d like you to believe that its because they are SO beautiful that other girls are super jealous of them … Or because guys just “get” them better than girls do … 

BUT most of the time its just because they are bloodsucking super whores that no one wants to deal with. 

reason 9173 i miss you. speakin da truf

This is why I’m single…

Sometimes I feel like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.

GPOY
I may need to start watching this show.

GPOY

I may need to start watching this show.

"Guys invented ‘the spark’ so they could not call and treat you kind of bad and keep you guessing. And then convince you that that anxiety and that fear that just develops naturally in you is actually just ‘the spark’ and you guys all buy it—eat it up. And you love it. You love it because you love that drama. You all love that drama."

He’s Just Not That Into You (via christineohhh)

I’ve been on three dates this week. Tonight is my fourth & final primarily because of Bamboozle this weekend.

At least tonight is a second date. My life is a joke.

HBO's "Girls" (aka being female, middle-class, and in your 20s is fucking stupid)

  • Hannah: I don't even want a boyfriend.
  • Adam: What do you want?
  • Hannah: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I'm the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to like, go to brunch and I really don't want to go get brunch, and don't want you to like sit on the couch while I shop, or like even meet my friends. I don't even want that.

If guys were more upfront about things, maybe girls would be a little bit less insecure.

First off, absolutely no offense to the person that inspired this as he’s a much nicer boy than most and this is a general trend.

What I mean is when a girl does or says something that is clearly a dealbreaker for a guy instead of bringing it up as nicely as possible they just stop calling her. Now if it’s a new-ish relationship, obviously the guy has no obligation to her but for the sake of men everywhere he should just tell her whatever she did wrong.

Now I don’t mean anything to do with her appearance or weight because fuck you and your opinion about the amount of cheeseburgers I or any other woman eats.

What I mean is, if a girl chews with her mouth open for example you could say something like, “Hey slow down when you eat, you don’t want to choke.” or something that doesn’t completely embarrass her but gets her to contemplate her actions, girls over analyze enough that she’ll figure it out. Obviously, dealbreakers that are a bit harsher will require more delicacy but there are some things her friends don’t know so can’t point out for her (like in bed).

If more guys do things like this, it’ll stop girls from being insecure messes that spend years in therapy, develop eating disorders or get plastic surgery just to try to fix what’s “wrong” with them simply because a boy failed to mention ever to her that she has bad breathe.

So to the nice boys, start being a little more upfront, and to the mean ones if you’re gonna be a dick at least tell the girl what’s wrong before you ghost out at least for the next guy so the next girl you meet won’t be yet another “crazy bitch”.

This has been a PSA.

I enjoy museums, NPR podcasts, records, libraries & other pseudo hipster things. I also like large steaks, loud cars, fried food & other cliche American things. And I like people watching, eating outside, walking around & other Spring things.

How’s that?

“I’ve over Zooey Deschanel”

and other wonderful the boy said to me last night.

We watched The Muppets cuddled on the couch and in the morning we were one of those couples that sit at the window of a little cafe eating breakfast.

Gay date was gay. It may have also changed everything. Fuck…

Dear internet,

I got a substantial raise. Me and the boy seem to be doing alright. Revival Tour tonight was probably the best show I’ve ever been to. Don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but I might actually be happy at the moment. Check back in a few days…