Christine Can't Call

“She was desperate and she was choosey at the same time and, in a way, beautiful, but she didn’t have quite enough going for her to become what she imagined herself to be.”
— Charles Bukowski

oh.

oh.

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Recognizing I/E, S/N, T/F, P/J

vannaphylaxis:

When trying to indicate the Myers-Briggs type of a friend, acquaintance, family member, enemy, alien, zombie or the deceased here are some signals to watch out for.

To begin, we will look at I/E, Introvert and Extravert, alternatively not known as internet explorer.

The Introvert may display their love of people in this way:

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While the Extravert may display their love of people this way:

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Now that you have recognized this person as an Introvert or Extravert, you can now move on to S/N,Sensing and iNtuitive, alternatively not known as sin.

A Sensing type may display this behavior:

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While an iNtuitive type may behave this way:

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Now that you know they’re an Introvert or Extravert, Sensing or iNtuitive, you now know half of their personality, so we can now look at T/F, Thinking and Feeling, alternatively not known as tiff.

A Thinking type may display this form of logic:

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While a Feeling type may display this sort of thing:

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Congratulations, you almost know everything you ever need to know about a person! But we may as well finish getting to know them, now that you know they are Introvert or Extravert, Sensing or iNtuitive, Thinking or Feeling, lets move onto P/J, Perceiving and Judging, alternatively not known as Peanut-Jelly.

A Perceiving type may say something like the following:

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While a Judging type may say something like this:

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You know what this means! That’s right, you know someone! Be proud of yourself, now you should be able to predict their behaviors, and you know if a friendship is worth pursuing or abandoning!

Serious post about how to identify these functions in a person to come next.

I’m ESTJ. This post is accurate.

forever-pretty-awkward:

THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE THIS IS A TESTIMONIAL 

accurate.

(Source: youtube-personalities, via blackthinspo)

Real talk.

Real talk.

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Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones [click for full article]

thisiswhyyourestillsingle:

‘Married, Pregnant Law School Grad Needs To Slow It Down’. Do us all a favor and give it a goddamn rest.

(via @TheOnion)

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

(via urrickaa)

Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones [click for full article]

thisiswhyyourestillsingle:

‘Married, Pregnant Law School Grad Needs To Slow It Down’. Do us all a favor and give it a goddamn rest.

(via @TheOnion)

ahomeboyslife:

basically…

omg, the best episodes of television ever, especially when fangirl Peyton says Pete’s own song lyrics to him.

(Source: contagiousxchemistry)

urrickaa:

a-soft-hum:

0 love for the midwest

410/443 is me. 

Still bitter my name is not urban enough to be in rap songs.

urrickaa:

a-soft-hum:

0 love for the midwest

410/443 is me. 

Still bitter my name is not urban enough to be in rap songs.